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Blog Art 1 - My Existence

BLOG ART 1 - My Existence

This is my first piece of blog art this is a piece that i am making for my first project for my photography course at university. The project is about my existence.



This piece of blog art is only a reconstruction of the original piece. The idea of the piece was to show my existence in the form of photographs showing my existence. I had to think long and hard about wat made me who i am. I also had to think how i was going to display my photographs. The final inspiration for how to display the photographs came from one of my jobs i had to do over the summer where i had to pack books into a box and create a database to keep track of them.

I was think about how people keep there memories as they get older. I tend to find that people as they get older they collect things like photographs, letters, and thing which are personal to them or are sentimental in a box.so i decided on this idea of the box and about putting my life and existence in a box.

I built the box out of very thin cardboard with the dimensions of 5Cm's X 5 Cm's. I made the box that small because i only have had a short life but as i get older n wiser the box would get bigger and filled with more things. Then I painted the box with several coats of black acrylic paint then i painted the internal walls of the box with white acrylic paint then i left the box a few days to dry thoroughly before i decorated the out side of the box. I decorated the outside of the box with pictures of me as if i was trapped inside the box and on the lid of the box i made it put to look like a wooden storage crate displaying wat was in side the box with a stencil looking font which u might find on a crate.

Then inside the box i put together a collection of pictures of thing people and experiences that have made my existence.

You can see these pictures by visiting the following link:

The Pictures Inside The Box

I got board agin laying here waiting for my leg to heal so i decided to do loads of quiz's online im sorry to bore u all with this but u never know u might learn something :) n y dont u try them out ur self

You Are 88% Open Minded

You are so open minded that your brain may have fallen out! Well, not really. But you may be confused on where you stand. You don't have a judgemental bone in your body, and you're very accepting. You enjoy the best of every life philosophy, even if you sometimes contradict yourself.

How Open Minded Are You?

You Are Cherry Garcia Ice Cream

You're the coolest cat around, but too laid back to let it get to your head

What Flavor Ben and Jerry's Ice Cream Are You?

You Are a Black and White Cookie

You're often conflicted in life, and you feel pulled in two opposite directions. When you're good, you're sweet as sugar. And when you're bad, you're wicked!

What Kind of Cookie Are You?

You Are 64% Shy

You are a very shy person, and it has started to impact your life in a negative way. If you can avoid human contact, you usually do. And as a result, you miss out on a lot.

How Shy Are You?

Your Russian Name Is...

Antinko Faddei Sokolov

What's Your Russian Name?

You Are Likely an Only Child

At your darkest moments, you feel frustrated. At work and school, you do best when you're organizing. When you love someone, you tend to worry about them. In friendship, you are emotional and sympathetic. Your ideal careers are: radio announcer, finance, teaching, ministry, and management. You will leave your mark on the world with organizational leadership, maybe as the author of self-help books.

The Birth Order Predictor

You Should Get a MFA (Masters of Fine Arts)

You're a blooming artistic talent, even if you aren't quite convinced. You'd make an incredible artist, photographer, or film maker.

What Advanced Degree Should You Get?

Arty Kid

Whether you were a drama freak or an emo poet, you definitely were expressive and unique. You're probably a little less weird these days - but even more talented!

Who Were You In High School?

You Are Most Like Ronald Reagan

People tend to think you're a god - or that you almost ruined the country. But even if people do disagree with you, they still fall victim to your charms!

What Modern US President Are You Most Like?

You Are Sunshine

Soothing and calm You are often held up by others as the ideal But too much of you, and they'll get burned You are best known for: your warmth Your dominant state: connecting

What Type of Weather Are You?

You are 53% Gemini

How Gemini Are You?

People Envy Your Compassion

You have a kind heart and an unusual empathy for all living creatures. You tend to absorb others' happiness and pain. People envy your compassion, and more importantly, the connections it helps you build. And compassionate as you are, you feel for them.

What Do People Envy About You?

Your EQ is 113

50 or less: Thanks for answering honestly. Now get yourself a shrink, quick! 51-70: When it comes to understanding human emotions, you'd have better luck understanding Chinese. 71-90: You've got more emotional intelligence than the average frat boy. Barely. 91-110: You're average. It's easy to predict how you'll react to things. But anyone could have guessed that. 111-130: You usually have it going on emotionally, but roadblocks tend to land you on your butt. 131-150: You are remarkable when it comes to relating with others. Only the biggest losers get under your skin. 150+: Two possibilities - you've either out "Dr. Phil-ed" Dr. Phil... or you're a dirty liar.

What's Your EQ (Emotional Intelligence Quotient)?

Your Birthdate: June 6

You tend to be a the rock in relationships - people depend on you. Thoughtful and caring, you often put others needs first. You aren't content to help those you know... you want to give to the world. An idealist, you strive for positive change and dream about how much better things could be. Your strength: Your intuition Your weakness: You put yourself last Your power color: Rose Your power symbol: Cloud Your power month: June

What Does Your Birth Date Mean?

If You Were Born in 2893...

Your Name Would Be: Kiku Aoi And You Would Be: A Robot Hunter

If You Were Born in 2893

You Are 24% Evil

A bit of evil lurks in your heart, but you hide it well. In some ways, you are the most dangerous kind of evil.

How Evil Are You?

You Are 56% Gross

You're more than a little gross, but probably no more gross than the average person. Maybe it's time to drop some of those disgusting habits that could eventually embarrass you!

How Gross Are You?

Your Blog Should Be Purple

You're an expressive, offbeat blogger who tends to write about anything and everything. You tend to set blogging trends, and you're the most likely to write your own meme or survey. You are a bit distant though. Your blog is all about you - not what anyone else has to say.

What Color Should Your Blog or Journal Be?

Your Birth Month is June

Peaceful and harmonious, you seek the gentle side of life. Your warmth and consideration touches many. Your soul reflects: Friendship, love, and beauty Your gemstone: Pearl Your flower: Rose Your colors: Light blue, white, and cream

What Does Your Birth Month Mean?

Your Fortune Is

Life is like a sewer... what you get out of it depends on what you put into it.

The Wacky Fortune Cookie Generator

Your Candy Heart Says "Hug Me"

A total sweetheart, you always have a lot of love to give out. Your heart is open to where ever love takes you! Your ideal Valentine's Day date: a surprise romantic evening that you've planned out Your flirting style: lots of listening and talking What turns you off: fighting and conflict Why you're hot: you're fearless about falling in love

What Does Your Candy Heart Say?

Your Luck Quotient: 75%

You have a high luck quotient. More often than not, you've felt very lucky in your life. You may be randomly lucky, but it's probably more than that. Optimistic and open minded, you take advantage of all the luck that comes your way.

How Lucky Are You?

You Are 0% Hypochondriac

While your physical health isn't always perfect, you don't freak out about it. You know there's only so much you can do, and worrying doesn't change anything.

Are You a Hypochondriac?

You Are An ISFP

The Artist You are a gifted artist or musician (though your talents may be dormant right now). You enjoy spending your free time in nature, and you are good with animals and children. Simply put, you enjoy bueaty in all its forms and live for the simple pleasures in life. Gentle, sensitive, and compassionate - you are good at recognizing people's unspoken needs. You would make a good veterinarian, pediatrician, or composer.

What's Your Personality Type?

Vegetarian Motobike Job

First of all i would like to say sorry cause i havent up dated my blog for 12 days But alot has happened since then really.

First of all if u didnt know i am a vegetarian and some people really need to learn wat vegetarian is here is a dictionary defintion if u dont know:

"vegetarian noun someone who does not eat meat or fish. adj 1 referring to or for vegetarians. 2 denoting food or a diet that contains no meat or fish. vegetarianism noun. Compare lactovegetarian, vegan.
ETYMOLOGY: 19c: from vegetable."

(This Definition was taken from Chambers Reference Online Copyright Chambers Harrap Publishers Ltd 2006)

well i went to a garden centre which will remain nameless n i went into the cafe i ordered a chesee and tomarto toasted sandwich and an apple jucie which was displaed on the menu board with a green V sign indcating that it was vegetarian i paid for it n sat down at one of the tables while one of the members of staff went off to cook it afer about 20 mins this sandwhich appeared the trouble was she got the order wrong and gave me chesse n ham with salad n chrisp's so i sent it back cause i couldnt eat it cause of the meat contained in it. So this member of staff took this snadwich n that back into the kitchen and about 5 mins later a sandwich n salad n crips appeared back again i throught that was quick considering it took them 20mins to do the first sandwich but i ate it any way it tasted a bit strange but i throught nothing of it then i was voilently sick i then found out that all they had done was taken out the ham that was in the sandwich n put in a few tomartoes n then put it back into the sandwich toaster then brought it back to me which is just wrong because it still contains meat even if u have removed the ham from the sandwich cause it has then on been contaimnated and is not vegitarian then i ate one of the chrips n fond that they were chesse and onion well u may not know this but cheese and onion crisp are not vegitarian even tho cheese ist self is and so is onion but the way they make the crips to get the cheese flavour makes the crisps non vegitarian

but this place was terrible i saw many things wrong with the place i saw one member of staff blow her nose on a cloth and then continued to wipe a plate with this cloth that she had just blown her nose with now that is sick

and some staff were handling food with out gloves and some had gloves but never changed them when handling different foods so they was going from meat to non meat products without changing gloves or washing there hands

and they only had one spoon for despensing running foods like baked beaans then they would use the spoon to despens gravy or cheese saurce n they never washed this spoon at all
and the washing up sink was piled high with plates that havent been washed they where stacked all the way to the ceiling n flies were buzzing around it was gross

after eating there i spent several days being ill sorry for my little rant or putt u off ur food but it anoyed me. The place was just so wrong considering it was a major leading garden centre company.

Secondly

Secondly i got a job i managed to get a temporary job as a chugger for those of u that dont know wat that is it is a person that goes around giving out leaflets or goping around with a clip board n trying to perswayed people up to sign up to something like a gym , or switch power comapanies or gas comapnies. not a job i want to stay in for ever but it pays the bills mostly cause everyone tries to avoid u and hates u cause they dont want to be bothered which i cant blame me cause i am the same .
I started my new job on the 7th of september i had to give out leaf lets about a protomtional offer for joining a gym i must have walked about 30 miles in total i had to go door to door n post these leaftlets throught peoples letter boxes this job has its dangers i was told where i had to deliver them n i couldnt come back until had given out ever single leaflet so i had to get to this certain street n on the way i had to post this leaftlest throught the letter boxes of every house until i got to this certain street well on my first leaftlest n letterbox i cut open my hand so it bled for the rest of the day getting worse through out the day as i went on then my 5th leaflet i got bitten by a dog as i was putting the leaftlet though the doori wallked for miles and had seen some right things one man had conected his letterbox to the electrced so it gave the person using it an electric shock just beacuse he didnt want junk mail another bloke had a snake in his letter box :S which i really didnt like it was only a small one but still not nice i was sworn at and abused and one women through used nappies at me she missed cause i dived out the way but can u tell i love my new job ***please note this last stament is an extreme case of sarcasium***

Thrid and Finally

Well if u throught my first day of work the second was even better which was on the 9th of september 2006 i got ready for work n got on to my motorbike to drive to work i got about 2 miles down the road when i was knocked off my bike by a car so i couldnt go into work cause i had to deal with the police n amberlance i got trapped under the bike so now i have no transport my leg is pretty much buggered cut brused n swollen so bad i cant acctually move it and to top it all off i may now lose my job after only working one day n spending so long looking and trying to get a job grr dont u just love live well we will see but the end of the week if i do or do not lose my job hopefully not.

Well hopefully all u guys out there are having a good time come and leave me a few messages while i am laying here board off me nuts
Dave

!!! BREAD IS DANGEROUS !!!

Accordding to reserach i found online Bread is Dangerous read on n find out Y

Research on bread indicates that:

1. More than 98 percent of convicted felons are bread users.
2. Fully HALF of all children who grow up in bread-consuming households score below average on standardized tests.
3. In the 18th century, when virtually all bread was baked in the home, the average life expectancy was less than 50 years; infant mortality rates were unacceptably high; many women died in childbirth; and diseases such as typhoid, yellow fever, and influenza ravaged whole nations.

4. More than 90 percent of violent crimes are committed within 24 hours of eating bread.
5. Bread is made from a substance called "dough." It has been proven that as little as one pound of dough can be used to suffocate a mouse. The average American eats more bread than that in one month!

6. Primitive tribal societies that have no bread exhibit a low incidence of cancer, Alzheimer's, Parkinson's disease, and osteoporosis.
7. Bread has been proven to be addictive. Subjects deprived of bread and given only water to eat begged for bread after as little as two days.
8. Bread is often a "gateway" food item, leading the user to "harder" items such as butter, jelly, peanut butter, and even cold cuts.
9. Bread has been proven to absorb water. Since the human body is more than 90 percent water, it follows that eating bread could lead to your body being taken over by this absorptive food product, turning you into a soggy, gooey bread-pudding person.

10. Newborn babies can choke on bread.
11. Bread is baked at temperatures as high as 400 degrees Fahrenheit! That kind of heat can kill an adult in less than one minute.
12. Most American bread eaters are utterly unable to distinguish between significant scientific fact and meaningless statistical babbling.
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In light of these frightening statistics, it has been proposed that the following bread restrictions be made:

1. No sale of bread to minors.
2. A nationwide "Just Say No To Toast" campaign, complete celebrity TV spots and bumper stickers.
3. A 300 percent federal tax on all bread to pay for all the societal ills we might associate with bread.
4. No animal or human images, nor any primary colors (which may appeal to children) may be used to promote bread usage.
5. The establishment of "Bread-free" zones around schools.